less than you thinksuckeffectTumblr (3.0; @suckeffect)http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/It’s the Mormon spelling, you racists.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4v8zhbllC1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s the Mormon spelling, you racists.</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/24106550132http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/24106550132Wed, 30 May 2012 22:45:17 -0400favesIt’s moroning in Amercia.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4v8zddJrR1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s moroning in Amercia.</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/24106546132http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/24106546132Wed, 30 May 2012 22:45:13 -0400favesAwww yeah … it’s Miller time! {Cracks opens a...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t8ozc47b1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Awww yeah … it’s Miller time! </p> <p>{Cracks opens a Miller High Life} </p> <p>{Puts on a Steve Miller Band album} </p> <p>{Starts reading The Crucible}</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/24031689357http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/24031689357Tue, 29 May 2012 20:43:47 -0400faves“Daddy’s Not Hurting Mommy, Daddy LOVES...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t4i3dumo1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Daddy’s Not Hurting Mommy, Daddy LOVES Mommy.”</p> <p>#RealityChildrensBooks</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/24025022339http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/24025022339Tue, 29 May 2012 19:13:15 -0400favesMy worst fear is being buried alive without WiFi.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qywvW1m71qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>My worst fear is being buried alive without WiFi.</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23944432765http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23944432765Mon, 28 May 2012 15:17:19 -0400faves“They emailed me back with the exact message I wrote....<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qy2jwqUh1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>“They emailed me back with the exact message I wrote. WEIRD.” (me every day, accidentally in my sent folder.)</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23943333521http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23943333521Mon, 28 May 2012 14:59:07 -0400favesYou have to admit, dropping daily print removes the...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jly0PD4V1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>You have to admit, dropping daily print removes the “I’m too busy getting the paper out to deal with your Internet” excuse.</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23685297361http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23685297361Thu, 24 May 2012 15:54:00 -0400favesYou know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jlxxTdgV1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in ‘Nam of course.</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23685294353http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23685294353Thu, 24 May 2012 15:53:57 -0400faves@stevenf The secret is charging more!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jla7Xa2d1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>@stevenf The secret is charging more!</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23684484207http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23684484207Thu, 24 May 2012 15:39:43 -0400favesDon’t get down on life, if you think about it. It’s...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jekzhBbA1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t get down on life, if you think about it. It’s a great life, with American Idol and a lot of other cool stuff going on.</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23677827392http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23677827392Thu, 24 May 2012 13:14:58 -0400faves@Mike_FTW @MuleRadio You mean Hans Gruber? He’d be great...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49lqq39ff1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>@Mike_FTW @MuleRadio You mean Hans Gruber? He’d be great on The Talk Show.</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23342224711http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23342224711Sat, 19 May 2012 06:13:37 -0400faves🎧High school never ends.🎧<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48xnccy0j1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>🎧High school never ends.🎧</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23323038078http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23323038078Fri, 18 May 2012 21:33:12 -0400faves50 Shades of Grey Poupon. One woman’s secret relationship...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40q7bHnbM1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>50 Shades of Grey Poupon. One woman’s secret relationship with condiments.</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23039806251http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23039806251Mon, 14 May 2012 11:11:35 -0400favesOn the last day of high school, everyone I know made a vow:...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zto0Wo2v1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>On the last day of high school, everyone I know made a vow: “Let’s all grow our faces twice as wide as right now, then meet up on Facebook!”</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23019672075http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23019672075Sun, 13 May 2012 23:28:48 -0400favesInventing a fake CS degree is like pretending you own a fleet of...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zhv58uMQ1qz4xvyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Inventing a fake CS degree is like pretending you own a fleet of horse-drawn carriages.</p> <p><a href="http://t.co/S8FdaiDb" target="_blank">http://t.co/S8FdaiDb</a></p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23002413143http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/23002413143Sun, 13 May 2012 19:13:53 -0400favesSo this happened. http://t.co/tOTVCDZn<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3w0v8X9H11qz4xvyo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So this happened. <a href="http://t.co/tOTVCDZn" target="_blank">http://t.co/tOTVCDZn</a></p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/22876925337http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/22876925337Fri, 11 May 2012 22:13:56 -0400favesBREAKING: Biden Apologizes for Getting Ahead of Obama on Same...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tx4zNk7D1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>BREAKING: Biden Apologizes for Getting Ahead of Obama on Same Sex Marriage; Proposes Diplomatic Relations with Iran</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/22804688430http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/22804688430Thu, 10 May 2012 18:58:11 -0400favesWritten in 2010, still true today. I’m Not Pro-Gay Marriage,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tjq1Ky2W1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Written in 2010, still true today. <br/> I’m Not Pro-Gay Marriage, I’m Pro-Equality<br/> <a href="http://t.co/Eq6ArNet" target="_blank">http://t.co/Eq6ArNet</a></p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/22787675695http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/22787675695Thu, 10 May 2012 14:08:25 -0400favesObama says he supports gay marriage because his views have...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3scx2cfmD1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Obama says he supports gay marriage because his views have “evolved.” Republicans unsure which half of the sentence to get more angry about.</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/22758936939http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/22758936939Wed, 09 May 2012 22:43:50 -0400favesHow many politicians would say “A swing state just voted...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3scx1DjBp1qz4xvyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>How many politicians would say “A swing state just voted against this. Let me say I’m for it, because it’s right.” during an election?</p>http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/22758935546http://suckeffect.tumblr.com/post/22758935546Wed, 09 May 2012 22:43:49 -0400faves